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hanaho

Hanaho is an uncommon name in Japan. Hanahos tend to go through extraordinary and unique events in their lives, mostly in a good way. They tend to be super critical and can destroy someone's life instantly. Most importantly, the 'ho' at the end gives the extra crispiness and it is the completing factor. Hanahos are also weak species with relatively weak sleeping pill tolerance.
???: Hey, hanaHO!

Hanaho: uh ohhh, stinky!

???: whachu say?

Hanaho: I don't want any beef! I don't want any beef!
by watercartelboy December 1, 2021
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Hanaho

Hanaho’s have the best smiles, boobs, and teeth.

She tends to fall into many hobbies and despite this has an incredible work ethic. When you meet her she looks scary at first with her rbf but when you do approach her she greets you with the biggest smile on her face.

Her laugh booms across the room and she’s oh so naturally funny! What a knee slapper!

She also really enjoys talking a lot but you’ll know when she doesn’t like you because she will stop talking.

She doesn’t shy away from stating her opinion.
Girl one: Hey Hanaho!

Hanaho: hey girl one!

Boy one: hanaho is so funny!

Boy two: yeah she always makes me laugh like a chipmunk
by Bigtittycomittee December 21, 2021
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Hanahaki Disease

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.
by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018
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Hanako-Kun

The most adorable and cutest toilet ghost like damn
“Hanako-Kun is literally the most cutest thing on earth and beyond space”
by Imalegendarycat September 18, 2020
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Unprotected handholding

When your hand intertwines with someone else’s before marriage, resulting in a loss of innocence
1. Me and my gf held hands and hugged the other day bro

2. Wait, you’re saying you commit in the act of unprotected handholding?

1. Yes?

2. I’m calling the police
by AwkwardGamerBoi December 5, 2020
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hanahaki disease

a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease, often used in fanfictions, where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. The illness can only be cured through surgical removal, however any existing romantic feelings are also removed with the infection.
the "hanahaki disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it...sorry!
by user789456123 April 5, 2017
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Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

An amazing anime with stunningly beautiful visuals that will awe and astound you... until you read the manga and your standards are raised exponentially and you start to realise Lerche kind of f*cked it up a little (But only a little, it's still great) I mean The anime is GOOD, but please, PLEASE read the manga to get the full Toilet Shitter experience idek where the anime is going from the way they're ordering the arcs
Person 1: Hey! Have you seen Toilet Bound Hanako Kun?
Person 2: You mean JSHK? HELL YEAH! It's so good!
Person 1: JSHK?
Person 2: Yeah, Jibaku Shounen Hanako Kun
Person 1: But you coulda' just-
Person 2: But Seriously man, please just read the manga. I mean, you can read and watch it if you want, but READ THE MANGA!
Person 1: Uh, okay..
Person 2: No, promise me, promise me right now or I'll literally do you a Mitsuba-
Person 1: OKAY! OKAY! I'LL READ IT! I'LL READ IT! PLEASE! PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M SORRY!
by Toilet Shitter March 27, 2020
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