hamster hands 

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.

I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.

hamster hands by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023

Hamster Hand Drunk 

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

Hamster Hand Drunk by msand419 October 20, 2012

Hampster Hands 

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!

Hampster Hands by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008

hadster 

a SUPA cute girl. She needs to give kisses

Yo hadster your cute

hadster by Sluggggggggggggggg October 8, 2020