Hamplanet

An absolutely, ginormous, tub of lard on legs. We aren't just talking about your slightly obese English teacher here we're talking about those people whose appearance is more than physically disgusting. Usually at 5 feet tall maybe an inch or two larger and over two hundred pounds of "curves" they are usually seen at Walmart scarfing down food and driving around on scooters made for handicapped people. They love to troll the fresh produce section for random person to call anorexic. Prepare yourself for bad grammar, insults, and "curves" if you ever encounter one.

Dan: Holy shit Paul Hamplanet alert!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!

by Sparklecunt April 16, 2013

Hamplanet

A serious fatty.

The last thing that hamplanet needs to be doing is going into a MacDonalds.

The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.

by 8101Wanker February 28, 2016

Hamplanet

A massively obese person. And we're not talking your average overweight, unattractive person; we are talking, for example, 5 feet 6 inches and 400 pounds or heavier. More often than not, someone who would be classified as supermorbidly obese.

In Northern Illinois, only the hamplanet women appear to be single and looking and not in closed cliques.

by He who knows11 September 22, 2020

Hampanster

A gangster hamster.

Dude, your pet is a hampanster.

by googlieasdfkljasd;lfsdf May 1, 2010

Ham Planet

A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.

That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

himplants

1) Solid silicone pectoral implants for men. 2) Penile implants.

Brad is so vain, he's had a nose job, Botox, liposuction, and those awesome pecs of his are just himplants.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

hampants

a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants

Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?

by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004