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hammercapped 

When you're so effin hammered that you act like you're handycapped
Yo I got so hammercapped last night that I needed a wheelchair to get home
hammercapped by 3 philosophers January 20, 2015

hammerblasted 

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.
Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.
hammerblasted by vince Meleco January 21, 2008

hammerhawk

A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"

"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
hammerhawk by Mike Hart March 26, 2007

HammerSaw 

You get the two manly-ist tools on the planet and combine them in one..
Therefore you have the manly-ist tool of them all.

This describes, anything manly, pure awesome, cool, rad, sweet, tight or simply add it to any sentence to make it more manly, just because you can.

*warning, overusage may make you a tool or a fag or the manly-ist of them all.
"Hey bro. Did you see the tits on that mamacita? Those shits is HammerSaw!"

or.

"Hey man, did you see that bikers' hog?! He had those fake chrome man balls on the back, that guy is sooo HammerSaw."

"That rav4 just got 90 feet of air off that double double.
Damn, one word.... HAMMERSAW!"
HammerSaw by Taylowww November 5, 2009

hammerland 

The place where drunk people go. In truth, it's more of a state of mind than an actual place. You don't need a ticket to go there, but you must be hammered.
Dude, I woke up in the stairwell this morning, and I have no idea how I got there. I must have been in hammerland.
hammerland by Brenton Stanley January 23, 2006

triple corpse hammerblow  

A triple corpse hammerblow is when you have a threesome with 3 corpses, and blow your load in each of them.
Nick- "Dude i totally did a triple corpse hammerblow at the graveyard last night"

Kyle- "fuckin sick!"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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