hammerblasted

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.

Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.

by vince Meleco January 21, 2008

hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.

Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.

by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

hammerwasted

The state of extreme drunkenness, often employed by students of Magdalen college, Oxford. Etymology- derived from 'hammered' and 'wasted'

Q: "Are you drinking tonight?"
A: "Yup. I'm getting hammerwasted".

by Stove April 26, 2005