Hammerflage 

Camoflage from the drunken kind. Using natural surroundings to hide an object of importance in basically plain sight from the utterly inhebreated.

I Hammerflage 'd the beer in a box under some ginger ale in the pantry, drunkerds would never look underthere.

Hammerflage by cant find anymore beer May 26, 2010

Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.

"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

Hammerfaced by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008

hammerface 

Hammerface is the old scary look that Herion Addicts develop over time, beautiful smooth bodies and ugly old scary Hammerfaces.
Refers to the old name for Herion (Hammer.) These days could probably refer to Meth too.

Person 1. See that stripper - her body totally doesn't match her face.
Person 2. No shit, she has a Hammerface for sure.

hammerface by Mooky Moo July 21, 2006

shitfuck hammerfaced 

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

shitfuck hammerfaced by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

hammerfaced 

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

hammerfaced by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020