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A boof smelly giraffe that loves to suck everyone’s toes and usually shits themselves
Dude he smells so bad, he probably shit himself.

Yea he’s definitely a hamees
hamees by Stupid stripper April 4, 2021
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Hamees Like a fire
Hamees by Devil near November 26, 2021
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A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.
I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.
hamfest by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004
Hameeda is a soft spoken person with a great personality. She’s generous, smart,humble and really beautiful, she trusts easily and she’s a shy person, she’s good in keeping relationships but once she’s over it, she’s done with it.. she’s very emotional and Very reserved.. smiles are always hers.
Humbleness is Hameeda’s quality
hameeda by Ham ida February 6, 2020
A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."
Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."
Hamless by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018

Haneesha 

The most gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. Fun to be around even though she can be a little crazy/psycho at times. Top chef, wife material, serial killer enthusiast who never fails to make you smile.
You can tell Haneesha anything that's on your mind, she totally won't judge.
She will always deny compliments that are obviously true.

Her bold nature and striking hot body makes her an once in a lifetime type of girl.
-If you don't have a Haneesha in your life, you should probably pray that you did

-Fuck you Simran! You could never be a Haneesha

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Haneesha by Rohan97 July 7, 2020
He is a sexy arab that is a magnet and all the girls love him. He has a very expendadential large cock that he uses to bribe his teachers to get A* in his tests. He is husband material and will never leave his wife unless he doesn’t get attention. He is the nicest person you will meet but can be really rude but everything he says is a joke so girls don’t get offended. He is the perfect man for any girl so if you find a hameed don’t let him go cause if you do it’s your loss and you won’t find another one.
Oh my god it’s hameed the sexy Arab
Hameed by thecoolkid2374 July 14, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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