A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.

I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.

hamfest by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

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hameeda

Hameeda is a soft spoken person with a great personality. She’s generous, smart,humble and really beautiful, she trusts easily and she’s a shy person, she’s good in keeping relationships but once she’s over it, she’s done with it.. she’s very emotional and Very reserved.. smiles are always hers.

Humbleness is Hameeda’s quality

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Hamless

A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."

Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."

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Haneesha

The most gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. Fun to be around even though she can be a little crazy/psycho at times. Top chef, wife material, serial killer enthusiast who never fails to make you smile.
You can tell Haneesha anything that's on your mind, she totally won't judge.
She will always deny compliments that are obviously true.

Her bold nature and striking hot body makes her an once in a lifetime type of girl.

-If you don't have a Haneesha in your life, you should probably pray that you did

-Fuck you Simran! You could never be a Haneesha

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Haneesha by Rohan97 July 7, 2020

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Hameed

He is a sexy arab that is a magnet and all the girls love him. He has a very expendadential large cock that he uses to bribe his teachers to get A* in his tests. He is husband material and will never leave his wife unless he doesn’t get attention. He is the nicest person you will meet but can be really rude but everything he says is a joke so girls don’t get offended. He is the perfect man for any girl so if you find a hameed don’t let him go cause if you do it’s your loss and you won’t find another one.

Oh my god it’s hameed the sexy Arab

Hameed by thecoolkid2374 July 14, 2019

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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