hamees

A boof smelly giraffe that loves to suck everyone’s toes and usually shits themselves

Dude he smells so bad, he probably shit himself.

Yea he’s definitely a hamees

by Stupid stripper April 4, 2021

Hamees

The best in the world
And creative

Hamees Like a fire

by Devil near November 26, 2021

hamfest

A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.

I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.

by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

hameeda

Hameeda is a soft spoken person with a great personality. She’s generous, smart,humble and really beautiful, she trusts easily and she’s a shy person, she’s good in keeping relationships but once she’s over it, she’s done with it.. she’s very emotional and Very reserved.. smiles are always hers.

Humbleness is Hameeda’s quality

by Ham ida February 6, 2020

Hamless

A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."

Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."

by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018

Haneesha

The most gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. Fun to be around even though she can be a little crazy/psycho at times. Top chef, wife material, serial killer enthusiast who never fails to make you smile.
You can tell Haneesha anything that's on your mind, she totally won't judge.
She will always deny compliments that are obviously true.

Her bold nature and striking hot body makes her an once in a lifetime type of girl.

-If you don't have a Haneesha in your life, you should probably pray that you did

-Fuck you Simran! You could never be a Haneesha

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by Rohan97 July 7, 2020

Hameed

He is a sexy arab that is a magnet and all the girls love him. He has a very expendadential large cock that he uses to bribe his teachers to get A* in his tests. He is husband material and will never leave his wife unless he doesn’t get attention. He is the nicest person you will meet but can be really rude but everything he says is a joke so girls don’t get offended. He is the perfect man for any girl so if you find a hameed don’t let him go cause if you do it’s your loss and you won’t find another one.

Oh my god it’s hameed the sexy Arab

by thecoolkid2374 July 14, 2019