ham job

A brilliant pun made by a University of Pennsylvania UA Wharton Representative Candidate in Spring 2011 that refers to the amazing job she'll do on the UA. Working for increased student involvement in PSG, interculturalism, and collaboration between student organizations, I know who I'll be voting for.

That ham job girl has such great ideas for the UA!

by kate4ua April 15, 2011

ham job

To wrap ham (specifically sliced ham) around a person's penis and give them a hand job. Afterwards, the giver takes the ham and eats it.

"Now, you wanna give me a ham job!"

"I think I'm going to ask Bill to give me a ham job"

by Vagiotta May 02, 2007

ham job

A ham job means whacking off a pig.

"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.

Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.

by scodder May 26, 2010