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ham candle 

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.
ham candle by zach decof September 9, 2007
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Ham Candle 

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.
Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!
Ham Candle by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021

Ham candle 

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle
Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍
Ham candle by Ham candler March 6, 2024

Hamcandle 

slang term referring to the erect version of the male sexual organ. COCK, BITCH
suck on my hamcandle
Hamcandle by GlargleMargle6534 April 14, 2008

pregame my hamcandle

Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her
Man carls mom really knows how to pregame my hamcandle thats for sure..
pregame my hamcandle by Butters606 February 16, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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