hallmark movie 

1. A movie shown on television that has the same basic plot as fifty or more other movies on the same network.

2. A movie often on the television behind a man who has just given up on life.

1. If I continue to watch these hallmark movies I will just die.

Person 1: Did you see the new hallmark Christmas movie?
Person 2: Do you mean the same Damn movie as last year?

Person 1: Yeah.

hallmark movie by Gregdslagathor117 April 2, 2016

Hallmark movie 

The worst movies to exist. Especially the Christmas movies. all hallmark movies are the same and you probably won’t enjoy them unless ur a sad, lonely, 30 year old who can’t find love. Everytime my mom watched one I want to commit crimes. Though, this is only my opinion.

Your mom:i love hallmark movies!
Me:yeahhhhh no. Give me ur husbands number and get out.

Hallmark movie by n0t_Ash December 30, 2021

Hallmark Movie Syndrome

Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.

Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.

Hallmark Movie Syndrome by Eddy L January 27, 2023

Hallmark Channel Original Movie

An ultra-cheesy movie that is shown on the Hallmark Channel; They usually are about Christmas and almost always have bad acting, a forgetable plot, scenes that are meant to make the viewer cry and they always have a happy ending.

You know it's Christmas time when the Hallmark Channel starts broadcasting a Hallmark Channel Original Movie that is related to Christmas.

Hallmark Channel Original Movie by Cerebrate 1138 July 21, 2016

hallmark movies 

all hallmark movies plots start with a girl and a guy meeting, them falling in love, dating or getting married, and going all kissy kissy muah muah according to my 10 year old brother

“Hallmark movies all have the same plot”

hallmark movies by daddyyoda December 23, 2019

Hallmark Movies 

1) Most commonly for majority of white people in America to watch, to get that holiday mood going.

2) That same basic movie, involving rich white people having the "American Dream Christmas".

3) Always ends with an unrealistic happy ending.

My mom is addicted to Hallmark Movies.

Hallmark Movies by Bobo00/01 November 13, 2018

hallmark movies 

The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.

OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!

hallmark movies by fizzman457 January 1, 2016