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Half-Cheek-Squeak 

A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
Half-Cheek-Squeak by ***sin*** April 16, 2009

Half ass cheek 

Skinheads and people with skin hair cuts who understand a buoyancy of life well enough to know the ultimate fundamental of any existence since weight is burden that has been overcome. The reference is derived from a whooty, her ass cheeks, which half of it looks exactly like the back of a skinheads head and someone with a skin hair cut.
Example 1: Than man is so straight, he an heterosexual everyone calls him a half ass cheek.

Example 2: Lucifer solved the problem in minutes today in class, the lecture teaching the class "she called him a half ass cheek".

Example 3: The sun shine is half ass cheek man.
Half ass cheek by Cypharr March 15, 2016

Half-Cheeking 

When you and your bro need to share a seat designed for one ass and you both agree to split the difference with your two asses and half-cheek it.

In the most basic half-cheeking form, both you and your bro will have one leg planted on the floor for support and the opposite cheek on the seat.
Yo man, I just saw you from across the pool hall half-cheeking that chair with your bro. Y’all must be pretty close…”
Half-Cheeking by sackerland May 29, 2022

Half-Cheeked 

The position of your pants half way down your ass cheeks, before you shit yourself.
"I was Half-Cheeked before my ass took a nap and I shit myself."

"Bro, wtf."
Half-Cheeked by BandidoJengibre March 14, 2021

cheeky half 

A half-pint of lager, normally drunk in haste when you're meant to be elsewhere. Can often turn into a 'cheeky pint' or 'several cheeky pints' if there's a lack of willpower.
"It's been a rough day and I need to get back home for dinner. I don't suppose you fancy a cheeky half, Boris?"
cheeky half by elBlandie September 13, 2016

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