elBlandie's definitions

cheeky half

A half-pint of lager, normally drunk in haste when you're meant to be elsewhere. Can often turn into a 'cheeky pint' or 'several cheeky pints' if there's a lack of willpower.

"It's been a rough day and I need to get back home for dinner. I don't suppose you fancy a cheeky half, Boris?"

by elBlandie September 13, 2016

sensual healing

Using affection, either physical or emotional, to help someone recuperate or generally feel better.

Man I am so full of affection right now and I know the girlfriend had a crappy day at work. I'll cheer her up with some sensual healing tonight.

by elBlandie March 9, 2011