joe's mrs's has a hairy half rotten apple.
joe licks his peanut porridge out of his mrs's half rotten apple.
man that chicks half rotten apple smells like trout
half·apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.
1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."
2) When Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.
3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.