half·
apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically
seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an
apple.
1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt
sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the
Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."
2) When
Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable
army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.
3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.