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Half n half

Having sex in which half the time is oral and the other half is "regular"
She gave me a half n half

Half ‘n Half 

When you shave one side of your balls and taint, then jump out of the shower and yell “I call this the half n’ half”
Dude, I so half ‘n Halfed that girl!

Half N' half 

✨❄ s h o t o T o d o r o k i🔥✨
UGH! HALF N' HALF BASTARD!-Bakugou Katsuki👀😏😏

Half-n-Half Save 

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.
Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

Jamaican half n' half 

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.
Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.

clap n half 

A term from the popular youtube live streaming show GTLive, Which stands for Game Theory Live. MatPat Said It's Origin is from his 7th grade teacher who would give them Clap N half. The Like to joke that the stole it from her because Mat Had hated that teacher.
Oh its your first stream live I give that a Clap N Half
clap n half by OddGirlSophie June 11, 2017