hakard

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something you are after a night of lots of drinking and smoking... or if you are lukasz you just can't spell haggard.

after a night of drinking, the next morning, you're a hakard in haggersville!

hakard by Greg Huk April 22, 2007

Words you can keep

Rabbit Hazard

The fecal matter released from the rectum of a dog, coyote, or virtually any four-legged creature and left on the ground for rabbits to step in (noun)

"Watch out, kids! There are rabbit hazards everywhere!"

Rabbit Hazard by Reefer_420_Madness October 26, 2011

Related Words

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Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.

'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'

Eden Hazard by redberet October 20, 2018

Health Hazard

A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.

“Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”

Health Hazard by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019

hazard pay

Money one's employer pays in addition to one's regular pay due to the fact one agreed to do work that is dangerous to life and limb

"Combat pay" is the U.S. military's equivalent to hazard pay.

hazard pay by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003

fire hazard

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

fire hazard by Arman Java May 9, 2006

Word of the Day on November 9, 2007

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026