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A guy with a pretty looking penis that make's girls scream. He apparently has a hude.... imagination.
look at that size of that dude's penis, he's a Haison!
haison by Davontae March 22, 2009
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A guy who likes to play TOW. He is a good asian and australian.
Haison is asian
Haison by XD Funny Names September 8, 2019

arin hanson

Arin Hanson is an animator/ gamer and is a part of a YouTube channel called Game Grumps, co-starring with Danny Avidan and formerly Jon Jafari.
"Wow, Arin Hanson is such a boopin' ass guy!"

"Maybe, but Pewdiepie is cooler."

"You are officially dead to me."
arin hanson by Terra Risona October 25, 2015

Todd Hanson 

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.
Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.
Todd Hanson by travis ohrn August 1, 2009

The Hanson Brothers 

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.
The Hanson Brothers by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008

HansonLee 

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen
"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"
HansonLee by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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