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hairy helmet by Tbone56 April 5, 2014
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Hair Helmet
When someone has a large amount of hair on there head and its natural shape is that of a Motorcycle Helmet.
Hair Helmet by SouCo Mapos September 24, 2007
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hair helmet by beachkat January 22, 2009
Hair Helmet
A person's hair, usually male that is extremely big. That covers over the ears, forehead and most of the neck. The hair could essentially protect the head from injury.
Hair Helmet by Trigun10343 July 27, 2009
Helmet hair
Messy hair. The flat, lifeless appearance of hair, or wild, 'uncontrollable' appearance of hair when a motorcycle helmet is removed. Most affected are women and it's a common problem for those with a coiffure.
When she took off her helmet, everyone could see she had 'helmet hair'.
Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.
Her 'helmet hair' took a lot of brushing-out before her hair looked nice again.
Helmet hair by ColonelBlimp September 5, 2011
helmet-hair
Hairstyles worn by African-American women starting around 1990, that was sprayed heavily with hair spritz, so that the hair style did not move, even in strong gusts of wind. Some of these styles include the mushroom bob , the pinapple updo, the freeze and the spiked pixie. Some actresses that made these styles famous were Halle Berry, Jo Marie Payton ( Harriet on Family Matters ), Terri Vaughn, Wendy Robinson. Some R and B singers include group SWV and the group Xscape.
"Man, my sister slept sittin up to maintain that freeze for church , damned helmet-hair!"
Woman says to hair stylist-"Girl give me a Halle Berry!!"
Woman says to hair stylist-"Girl give me a Halle Berry!!"
helmet-hair by fefe1 January 4, 2013
helmet hair
The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair spray on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a football helmet: secure and immovable. Often found in combination with caked makeup. pejorative.
Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.
Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.
Jenny-Sue has helmet hair.
Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.
The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.
Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.
The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.
helmet hair by Gr33nman May 26, 2008
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