hairy goat
hairy goat by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015
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Hairy Goat
While a girl is combing their partners pubs, the man begins to masterbate into the girls eyes. This results in her being blind and ripping off all of her partners penis hair.
Hairy Goat by dickmaster26 May 1, 2010
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Hairy Goat Balls
Hairy Goat Balls by samyooell March 20, 2011
Old lady goat hair
A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
Old lady goat hair by Grandarthma July 17, 2022
goat hairs
goat hairs by Fech1990 August 23, 2015
Goat Hair
A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.
Goat Hair by Big and Weird May 30, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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