Hairy Cunt 

A Cunt that is hairy.

Example 1:
Guy: Show me your cunt!
Woman: Okay
Guy: Wtf... its hairy

Example 2:
FUCK... leb chicks are hairy cunts.

Hairy Cunt by nednerb November 18, 2006

Hairy Cuntaloupe 

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

Hairy Cuntaloupe by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009

Cunt Hair

A unit of Measure that means small, but actual Value depends on Application

Presion machinist says "I need to shave a cunt hair off this part" .0001 inch
Carpenter Says "I need to bang that stud a cunt hair to the left" .25 inch
Astronmer says That Astroid missed the planet by a cunt hair" 60,000 miles

Cunt Hair by Sitazencain September 25, 2008

Cunt Hair

The second smallest unit of measurement.

See: wordCH/word and wordRCH/word

Move it a CH to the right and it will be perfect!

Cunt Hair by snabald July 13, 2003

Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.

Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!

Japanese Cunt Hair by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020

Cunt hair coffee

The act of performing oral sex in the morning

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold

Cunt hair coffee by Z_bass May 24, 2017

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

red cunt hair by Sakure April 7, 2003