hairthong

triangle of hair above manass that travels around to the other side to give the visual appearance of a thong made of hair

Bob, pull up your drawers, your hairthong is peeking.

by Sachiel May 4, 2005

Haithing

1) the exercise of financial freedom
2) the practice of annoying kaveh

“That’s my secret Kaveh, i’m always haithing”

by Kavehfan June 7, 2023

HAIRTONGUE

1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.

1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!

by seanyB September 5, 2010

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018

Hairtonomy

The ability to style one's own hair.

I haven't had bangs since I gained hairtonomy.

by Really the Truth Guy February 18, 2023

hairdong

A hairstyle that protrudes outwards.

Did you see Josuke's hairdong

Yeah,he must use 20 bottles of hairspray to keep it together.

by The Goldfish Murderer February 18, 2017

Hairtonomy

The age one gains control of their hair styling.

I haven't had bangs since I gained hairtonomy.

by Really the Truth Guy February 18, 2023