1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.

1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!

HAIRTONGUE by seanyB September 5, 2010

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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

Hair Thong by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018

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Hairtonomy

The ability to style one's own hair.

I haven't had bangs since I gained hairtonomy.

Hairtonomy by Really the Truth Guy February 18, 2023

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hairdong

A hairstyle that protrudes outwards.

Did you see Josuke's hairdong

Yeah,he must use 20 bottles of hairspray to keep it together.

hairdong by The Goldfish Murderer February 18, 2017

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Hairtonomy

The age one gains control of their hair styling.

I haven't had bangs since I gained hairtonomy.

Hairtonomy by Really the Truth Guy February 18, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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