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When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 07, 2018
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triangle of hair above manass that travels around to the other side to give the visual appearance of a thong made of hair
Bob, pull up your drawers, your hairthong is peeking.
by Sachiel May 04, 2005
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