2 definition by Shit heart

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Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.
Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.
by Shit heart May 05, 2021

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Your two hairy balls. Your boys. Your fuzzy coin purse. The curlies.
Did you have a chance to see Big Eck's Big Hairies?

Man, my hairies fuckin stink today! Someone hand me the ball bucket - I need to dunk these boys!

Let me see those hairies. I want to see what kind of man you are.
by Shit heart May 28, 2021

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