hairracade

Temporary loss of a full field of vision due to ones bangs hanging in the eyes. Common affliction among redneck girls and guys with 80s metal hairstyles.

Officer, I so didn't see that red light 'cause my hairracade was in my way.

hairracade by thecee May 16, 2009

Hairricane

a close up pic of a dude's hairy butthole.

Mike got drunk last night a mass texted a fucking hairricane to everyone in the bible study group.

Hairricane by logicbomber November 24, 2011

Hairricane

A Harricane is where a person's hair is messy and sticking out in all directions. It appears as if the person's cranium was just stuck by a Hurricane, since the hair is uncontrollable.

1. Laurie woke up after a long night of partying with the ultimate Hairricane; Her hair took over 30 minutes to calm down.

Hairricane by GeeWillikers April 6, 2009

hairacane 

Spontaneous appearance of significant clumps of hair from a beloved pet, often triggering unstoppable sneezing. Appears at the most inconvenient time, around the most tragically allergic person. Hilarious when pet owner was secretly hoping to avoid or get rid of someone annoying.

They arrived to sneer the decorations when my Irish Setter and my Maine Coon spun a category 5 hairacane. The dog and cat playing triggered allergies for the itty-bitty-condemnation-committee. They had to leave. I breathed a sigh of relief...and blew clump of hair off my chest as I did so.

hairacane by Jules.Sheehy January 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004