hairacane

Spontaneous appearance of significant clumps of hair from a beloved pet, often triggering unstoppable sneezing. Appears at the most inconvenient time, around the most tragically allergic person. Hilarious when pet owner was secretly hoping to avoid or get rid of someone annoying.

They arrived to sneer the decorations when my Irish Setter and my Maine Coon spun a category 5 hairacane. The dog and cat playing triggered allergies for the itty-bitty-condemnation-committee. They had to leave. I breathed a sigh of relief...and blew clump of hair off my chest as I did so.

by Jules.Sheehy January 26, 2020

Hairicane

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

by Person_over_there May 20, 2015

Hairicane

When the teacher you have pronounces hurricane wrong and is a complete idiot ; when the teacher has a bad hair day.

"Wow Mrs. Roberts is having a real hairicane today" said everyone in all her classes.

by Bettrthanu02 May 17, 2015

hairache

Headache caused by the weight of one's hair pulling on the scalp, usually as a result of a ponytail or other updo.

Man, I've got to let my hair down. It's been up all day and I've got a helluva hairache.

by GucciLittlePiggy March 18, 2009

haircake

someone whose presence is unnerving (eg. like hair in a cake)

That guy is such a haircake

by ~Alindy January 11, 2008

haircake

one whose presence is unnerving

That guy is such a haircake

by ~Alissa January 11, 2008

hairacter actor

A character actor who, like Samson, derives all his power from the hairstyle of his role.

Gary Cole. The greatest hairacter actor around.

by Sean Galbraith August 9, 2006