hairacane 

Spontaneous appearance of significant clumps of hair from a beloved pet, often triggering unstoppable sneezing. Appears at the most inconvenient time, around the most tragically allergic person. Hilarious when pet owner was secretly hoping to avoid or get rid of someone annoying.

They arrived to sneer the decorations when my Irish Setter and my Maine Coon spun a category 5 hairacane. The dog and cat playing triggered allergies for the itty-bitty-condemnation-committee. They had to leave. I breathed a sigh of relief...and blew clump of hair off my chest as I did so.

hairacane by Jules.Sheehy January 26, 2020

Hairicane 

When your hair is as crazy as a hurricane, refers especially to the hair of teachers or older women

Janet's hair is a mess!
I know, she's having a Hairicane today

Hairicane by Person_over_there May 20, 2015

Hairicane 

When the teacher you have pronounces hurricane wrong and is a complete idiot ; when the teacher has a bad hair day.

"Wow Mrs. Roberts is having a real hairicane today" said everyone in all her classes.

Hairicane by Bettrthanu02 May 17, 2015

hairache 

Headache caused by the weight of one's hair pulling on the scalp, usually as a result of a ponytail or other updo.

Man, I've got to let my hair down. It's been up all day and I've got a helluva hairache.

hairache by GucciLittlePiggy March 18, 2009

haircake 

someone whose presence is unnerving (eg. like hair in a cake)

That guy is such a haircake

haircake by ~Alindy January 11, 2008

haircake 

one whose presence is unnerving

That guy is such a haircake

haircake by ~Alissa January 11, 2008

hairacter actor

A character actor who, like Samson, derives all his power from the hairstyle of his role.

Gary Cole. The greatest hairacter actor around.

hairacter actor by Sean Galbraith August 9, 2006