Hamophobic: (Noun) An irrational fear of pig and pork products.

A word created by Bennett the Sage while reading My Immortal Part IV on episode 16 of Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre. Due to the fact that the authoress misspelled the word homophobic. Thus now thanks to Sage we now have the word hamophobic.

Guy 1: Hey do you want some bacon?

Guy 2: Bacon? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAHHH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Guy 1: Um Sage...what's wrong with this man?

Sage: I'm afraid this man is a hamophobic.

Hamophobic by Kingdom-Hearts-Nintendo March 28, 2010

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hansphobics

that one twitter gc that is filled with delulus and chaotic people that experiences people getting kicked everyday and spamming of liam payne. It started from a being characters to talking to each other everyday.

I hate hansphobics so much but I love them so much too.

happy monthsary hansphobics !!

hansphobics by grapebinnie October 15, 2020

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Chairphobic

People that hate chairs

Im chairphobic to school chairs

Chairphobic by NotRealDream8K November 8, 2021

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hairiphobia

Being scared of loose hair. On food or in general area.

My hairiphobia kicked in when i found hair in my salad.

hairiphobia by lwerts9 October 23, 2008

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Hamophobic

Gurj is hamophobic, his body rejects ham so forcefully that his piss smells of ham when he eats it (not to be confused with pea & ham soup).

Hamophobic by senorgav October 19, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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