hairnoz 

joe mama

hey look it’s hairnoz
JOE MAMA

hairnoz by NotClean November 24, 2021

hairnosis 

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

hairnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

hairnotosis

A condition in which the subject is symptomatic to rapid losses or hair, delusions of hair, and perceived perception of cuteness.

WOW!!! Look at her scalp. She only got 3 strands of hair. CHICK GOT HAIRNOTOSIS!!

hairnotosis by Katritri January 2, 2009

Hairnography 

The viewing of excessive amounts of hair dyes and/or styles

You may be judged negatively for viewing hairnography

Hairnography by the burkinator November 18, 2017