hairnarchy 

A complete lack of order in the hair. Extremely tangled hair that makes one look like a cave man that just killed a wooly mammoth. Most common on the head.

Hairnarchy reigned after Joe got a swirlie.

hairnarchy by Drakedeath February 24, 2009

Hairarchy 

Organized chaos in ones hair. Hair outside the normal everyday standards. Hair which is also an art form. Hair with a creative edge.

Look at her hair, it's pure hairarchy!

Hairarchy by Sallythecamel76 January 21, 2015

Hairarchy 

The movement of hairstylists that believe in a foundation of rules but yet goes against everything else to achieve out of the box looks for the ones that want them! Also a group that brings true artistry back to being a stylist.

Are you going to be apart of the hairarchy?

Hairarchy by FaceHawk January 21, 2015

Technological Heirarchy

A heirarchy consisting of five levels of computer knowledge:

1. Hackers: Any of the various people who can effectively program in more than 3 languages without referring back to a tutorial. Also, hackers have the capacity to access computers, but will only do it to expand the boundaries of knowledge. It is better to be considered a hacker than to consider yourself a hacker.

2. Crackers: Not to be confused with hackers, these people access computers and destroy the information on it, effectively damage it, or render it useless. Crackers are considered to be low-level people of vice by hackers, using their skills for evil where they could otherwise be a hacker.

3. Programmer: Any user who can effectively manage files and knows at least one programming language without having to refer back to a tutorial. Programmers may learn a system function, graphics design, or hardware as an alternative to a programming language. A programmer must often know enough about a computer to offer help or fix it if it breaks.

4. User: The standard user, who is capable of using a computer properly and knows enough to get himself or herself around. A user may need help if something should happen to the computer.

5. Newbie: A beginning user who has had no experience with a computer and normally needs assistance to do the usual tasks of a computer.

"Change 'document.alert()' to just plain 'alert()'. You don't need the 'document' to call the string."
—Hacker

"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
—Cracker

"Do you know any good tutorials on anything besides JavaScript?"
—Programmer

"I just use my computer to type up letters or essays and I'm done."
—User

"What's this button do?"
—Newbie

Technological Heirarchy by Relentless February 12, 2005

Hairarchy 

An informal term for the social phenomenon that people with more beautiful and stronger hair stand in some way superior to those with less.

For this reasons, forced haircuts and head shaves have often been used to subjugate and suppress people throughout history.

Even in modern developed countries, the expectation of men to keep their hair short is subtly tied to the need to limit their means to raise their status.

Samson and Delilah - an early story of a hairarchy
Tonsuring
Prison haircuts
Business haircuts are the modern expression of hairarchy

Hairarchy by fluffy22 November 20, 2012

Hairarchy 

The ranking of different groups of hair on your body.

According to hairarchy, head hair is the best, ass hair is the grossest, pubic hair is somewhere in-between.

Hairarchy by pdobrinen January 13, 2013

hirearchy 

Da "corporate ladder" system dat arbitrarily decides who gets da better jobs, is granted more authority, etc.

"Free enterprise" and "equal rights and opportunity" are great American buzz words,, but in many cases is just one big hirearchy!

hirearchy by QuacksO April 4, 2022