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haircunt
haircunt by Flann O'Brien August 31, 2015
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yee yee ass haircut
Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa
yee yee ass haircut by Weelum July 21, 2018
Yee yee ass haircut
what j grimes has
Yee yee ass haircut by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022
Yee yee ass haircut
Hey that junior grimes sure has a yee yee ass haircut , huh?
Yeah he’s a scruffy lookin ass lowlife that can’t keep a girl
J grimes has a yee yee ass haircut
Yeah he’s a scruffy lookin ass lowlife that can’t keep a girl
J grimes has a yee yee ass haircut
Yee yee ass haircut by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe January 16, 2022
Yee Yee Ass Haircut
Something junior grimes (J grimes)
Junior grimes “j bravo” is a British tik toker and youtuber rapper that thinks bitches love him when in reality he’s the tackiest and grimiest mf ever seen! Aint no way any girls going to take a second glance at his ass
Junior grimes “j bravo” is a British tik toker and youtuber rapper that thinks bitches love him when in reality he’s the tackiest and grimiest mf ever seen! Aint no way any girls going to take a second glance at his ass
Person: Yo j maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on ya dick “
Junior: aw shit , whatever you just a hater
Person: Nah fam, it’s for your own good brah
Junior: shit maybe your right or something
Person: I think I’m right or something
Junior: aw shit , whatever you just a hater
Person: Nah fam, it’s for your own good brah
Junior: shit maybe your right or something
Person: I think I’m right or something
Yee Yee Ass Haircut by Y’all ain’t fresh like me doe November 4, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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