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Haircist 

Of, or relating to hating a person and/or someone for their hair color.
You are a haircist because you said I can't get a job because my hair is blue, son!
Haircist by PEICEOFSHIT April 14, 2008
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hair·ism
The belief that hair type accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
Discrimination or prejudice based on hair.

hairist adj. & n.
hairism by r ford February 3, 2004
When someones hair colour is made fun of, or used in a stereotypical way
'Hey Izzy, you're such a blonde!' reply, 'THATS HAIRISM!'
Hairism by januzajfan February 26, 2015

HIRCISMUS 

an odious stench emanating from your underarms; stanky axillae.
The girl I picked up at the bar was a dime, but after my slow dance with her and my proboscis nestled close to her armpit, I discovered that she put the "H" in hircismus.
HIRCISMUS by weave September 20, 2003
It is more than just Hair, Hairism is the judgement on ones hair by colour.
you are being hairism.
Hairism by Envy_3man October 3, 2018
When you are racist about someone hair color. Unless you are your hair is that colour you are not allowed to be hairism
'Yo look at that ranga' says a brunnette
That is Hairism sauys the Ranga
Hairism by Thatrangayo February 10, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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