haircape 

Hair that extends over the back of the neck and/or shoulders and flows behind the head in an unattractive way. A mullet.

Check out the rockin' haircape on that guy!

haircape by CaptainTubesock July 6, 2008

Hair Cape 

hair cape = a hip way of referring to your hair

Popularised by Amanda Bynes via her twitter.

i like my hair cape wavy or straight it just can't be dull

Hair Cape by jnoaccident July 28, 2010

haircake 

someone whose presence is unnerving (eg. like hair in a cake)

That guy is such a haircake

haircake by ~Alindy January 11, 2008

haircake 

one whose presence is unnerving

That guy is such a haircake

haircake by ~Alissa January 11, 2008

Great American Hair Cape 

A mullet. A hair style that is noticeably longer in the back than it is in the front.

"Ladies and gentleman, let us all rise to salute The Great American Hair Cape" said the proud, teary-eyed emcee.

Great American Hair Cape by Pompadork September 21, 2009

hairscape 

Synonym for “hair doo”, but cooler.

Root word: landscape. An expanse of scenery of a particular type; hence "hairscape".

“Hey, nice hairscape! When did you have it done?”

hairscape by Emily RugBurn August 30, 2005

haircarecharli 

a very talented editor who makes the best edits and is unproblematic and sweet!💕

“who is haircarecharli” my favorite and best editor in the world

haircarecharli by <3……. March 15, 2022