Noun. Awesome word invented by Nick Meggitt. Someone who uses Hairspray to get 'high' even though you're not getting high your just freezing your brain. It's almost as ghey as meth or heroin.

"Let's go get high by bring hair spray junkies."

Hair Spray Junkies by NickMeggitt February 1, 2010

Hairspray Queen

One (usually female) who tries to constantly stay in fashion and uses a substantial amount of hairspray to do so.

Beth is Such a Hairspray Queen

"Morning rays, Hairspray Queens get on their way to their nests, the west."

Hairspray Queen by Dibbles May 27, 2008

Hairspray

The movie by New Line Cinema, released on July 20, 2007, based on the Broadway Music by Mark Shaiman and Scott Whitman IN TURN based on the 1988 film by John Waters, about chubby teen Tracey Turnblad, who helps integrate a dance show known as THE CORNY COLLINS DANCE SHOW.
Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes, Zac Efron,Michelle Pfeiffer},John Travolta, Christopher Walken,[Queen Latifah}, and others are in it. A fun show. Favorite supporting chaarcter is Amanda Bynes'[s Penny Pingleton IMO.

1st. Guy: "Hey, it's "Hairspray". Who's your favorite girl? I ove Tracy".

Me:"Penny Pingleton"

Other guy:"Amber Von Tussle"[The VILLIAN! But then she's a blonde, and we all know that blondes have more 'fun".

Hairspray by ESSJAY May 24, 2009

hairspray

Great Broadway Musical Now Running at the Neil Simon Theatre in NYC!!

It takes place in Baltimore in the 1960s and has to do with racial issues and other 60s stuff

Based on the film made by John Waters

IT'S A GREAT MUSICAL!!!!

My Favorite song is "Without Love"

hairspray by Bryan February 8, 2005

hairspray curl

a curl that is sprayed liberally with "hairspray", which may or may not actually be spray adhesive. it doesn't move. it scares small children. is generally found upon the head of a Jennifer, and decorated by an obnoxious hair clip.

Look! Is that a squirrel on the back of her head? No, it's just a hairspray curl. Ew...

hairspray curl by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009

hairspray breakdown

Where you inhale some hairspray accidently . Go on a rampage around camberly then you get home get really sad like . you end up hating everyone and everything , you get all deppresed , you think everyone hates you and you rip up pictures . the moral of the story ? Dont do hairspray XD

Person 1 : why'd you rip up them pictures ?

person 2 : i was having a bit of a hairspray breakdown ....

hairspray breakdown by luucy. January 9, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026