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1. A liz-lyric verse form having three lines of five, seven, and five syllables, that isn't very good.
ooo I got a cell phone now
I am cool like you
'cause I have a cell phone too
haiki by Bick February 1, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
I was feeling the 5-7-5 syllable scheme and instead of writing a Haiku I ended up writing numerous Haiki
Haiki by The Alumni March 15, 2011
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The ancient Korean art of supporting your son.

The term was coined in an episode of the comedy podcast Kill Tony.
Ever since Jacob’s dad discovered haiki, he’s been hyping him up like he's training for the Olympics... just to audition for the school play.
Haiki by cujöey July 30, 2025

Mile Haiki Club 

The very elite club for those that have written 2 or more Haiki whilst traveling on an airplane
So I met this chick on a plane and it turns out she was into poetry, next thing I knew we had joined the Mile Haiki Club
Mile Haiki Club by The Alumni March 15, 2011
1. n. A prolific haiku poet.
2. n. An uzi submachine gun that shoots bursts of bullets in groups of 5-7-5.
Did you know that Charlotte writes haikus?

Really?

Yeah, she writes like ten a day.

Wow. She's a haikuzi.
haikuzi by picc285 May 3, 2019
A small bullied tangerine meets a whole bunch of tall hot boys and they all play volley ball.
50% percent of Haikyuu:

Hinata: Wow! I love this place, your all so wonderful

Kageyama: STFU
Haikyuu by I love Killua October 27, 2020
Haidie

Haidie is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. This girl definitly has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!
"Whoa dude that chick is hot!"

"Of course she is...that's Haidie!"
haidie by rabbitsquirrel December 13, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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