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A person who has sex with literally no body
Person1 "So did you shrodenfroida Lily yesterday"
Person2"no shes such a haglag"
haglag by Lobbaly October 2, 2017
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Paper bag to be placed over the head of a seriously ugly female when she is out in public.
Hey Tracy! Where is your Hagbag?
Hagbag by Dr Juice February 1, 2004
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hagjaghag 

hagjaghag is the definition of hagjaghag
hagjaghag?
hagjaghag by swallow a car November 6, 2020

hallagan 

Men whose alcohol tolerance is so low that they are often the first to pass out at parties or any drinking event. However, you are not considered a Hallagan until your face and body is completely covered in permanent marker.
After last night you are Ryan the Hallagan, MAN UP!
hallagan by Jman-11 March 27, 2008
When ur as full as bus after Niall gives ya a good fayde of porter, ya get on de puter and lob a few lads in the back of the Kubota mini digger and haul the lads over to da Becks for more drank
Jaysus fuck, that Johnny fella be some huer for de haulage.
Haulage by Simey Spider November 8, 2018
1. A gay male who mainly has heterosexual females as friends.
2. The opposite of faghag
3. A more polite way of calling your best friend a faggot, homosexual, gay
My Hagfag and me are going to go shopping.
hagfag by Daniel Contreras January 17, 2005
The profession of hugging baby animals for money, often the most wanted profession in the world.
When I grow up I want to become a hagaga!
hagaga by WTRunz July 19, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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