haet

intentional misspelling of the word hate commonly seen in online forums and message boards

standard 4chan regular: LOLI HAET PIZZA!!1
Me: -brain implodes-
standard 4chan regular: I see what you did there.

by Lady Bianca January 13, 2006

Haet

Real spelling of the common name het, Haet’s are much superior to het’s

Yo Haet thank god your name is spelled correctly and not spelled het

by Emperofire November 24, 2021

Haetorian

Another word for calling someone a hater, implying confrontation towards said hater. A reference to the execution attempt scene from the movie gladiator.

**Stoner casually enjoys his legal right to smoke pot**
Hater: Hey, don't you know that pot's illegal!?
Stoner: HAETORIAN! **raises fists**

by pcshBinyaBinyaInya August 27, 2012

haetian

(n) A hater

Someone who is jealous, envious, negative, gossip, or just plain mean for no reason.

A person from the planet Haetah

The Haetian was talking crap because she can't be me.

by SmarterThanYouWillEverBe July 17, 2010

Haetism

The belief that religion is a load of rubbish, and if any god(s) exist, that we can deal with them when/if they turn up, not before.

John's Haetism was quickly squashed when God appeared at the door and asked to borrow some sugar.

by Jeff Parker November 5, 2006

haetyyllwe

Stands for 'Has Anybody Ever Told You You Look Like White Eminem.'

Commonly used to describe white rappers.

'Hey, Sam, haetyyllwe?'

by bug eyed sparkle December 13, 2017

haetrober

The secret 13th month

Hey man my birthdays on Haetrober

by Awesome dom December 16, 2023