h.j. 

a handjob from that special someone

i love it when your mom gives me h.j.'s

h.j. by joey platinum March 13, 2003

h.j. 

well, youve heard of the h.a.'s. H.J. refers to heroin junkie.

Check that piece of work out, she definately rolls with the H.J.'s.

h.j. by K-Rocc October 24, 2009

H J O N K 

A sound a duck from Untitled goose game

You : Can i have a broom
Me : H J O N K

H J O N K by Hyjonk April 20, 2020

H.J. Heinz 

ketchup man

1: ketchup man favorite number is 57
2: haha yes of course i love H.J. Heinz

H.J. Heinz by Hydrata November 24, 2019

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1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? is what you type on a keyboard when you get insanely bored.

Yesterday I got so bored that I searched 1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? on google and nothing came up so I put it in the Urban Dictionary

1234567890-=q w e r t y u i o p [ ] a s d f g h j k l ; ' ()/()z x c v b n m , . ()/() ~ !@#$%^(&*() _())+ { } : " | |< > ? by Moonlit_Sky2712 September 13, 2020

I.T.P.H.J 

In the pants Hand Job

She gives a wicked I.T.P.H.J

I.T.P.H.J by Blue Toad April 3, 2006

J.A.E.H.J 

An extremely united society with a fixed, idea of peace.

Definition two: 5 dancing males participating in a ritual to make a week REAL.

Join J.A.E.H.J!

J.A.E.H.J by offmaniaasd iomm April 8, 2019