h.g.m

hairy gay men.

posh's lover, the bowsk, krim.......

by jabs October 8, 2003

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?

Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

by W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? July 11, 2017

S.H.M.G

So help me God.

am taking the hard way. so help me God(S.H.M.G).

by emega April 21, 2009

P.H.M.G

Please Help Me God.

I have a test today! Oh! P.H.M.G

by SLANGWORDS June 8, 2015

i.j.w.y.t.g.m.h

I.J.W.Y.T.G.M.H means that you just want her to give you head

Texting
: I’m having a bad day; I.J.W.Y.T.G.M.H
: no problem😏

by Graphique December 29, 2019

H.A.M.G.A.M.

Hard As a Motherfuckin' Grown Ass Man

The natural evolution of H.A.M. (an acronym for Hard As a Motherfucker popularized by Kanye West and Jay-Z) for when you are going even harder in a way that only a grown ass man can.

Dude: It's time to go H.A.M.G.A.M. bro!
Bro: H.A.M.G.A.M.?
Dude: Hard as a motherfuckin' grown ass man!
Bro: Bro.
Dude: Bro.

by Ms. 7ral August 20, 2013

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.

James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020