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H up and down on p 

H up and down on p
H - hand
P- penis
In essence a handjob
Have you ever tried an h up and down on p?

Truck h Up 

And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.

Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
Truck h Up by SassyHats March 27, 2012

turn up the H 

Refers to the deliberate increase of physical play, such as observed in the fine game of hockey. The letter "h" stands for "hurt", "hurting", or the "pain quotient".

With regards to the last term above, the dividend can be accurately quantified by human teeth and loss of consciousness, and the divisor by gloveless blows, crosschecks, and elbows.
Ok, you pansies, time to turn up the H, eh.
turn up the H by danontuba March 18, 2011

holy h. jumped up 

Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.
Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!
holy h. jumped up by buggum September 18, 2005

H-upmann 

When a girl (or guy) is performing a hand job, when the guy is about to ejaculate (explode, bust) she/he aims the penis back up at the guy's face, and hilarity ensues.
Joe: "Dude what's all over your face"

Jim: "Man all I can is H-upmann"

Joe: "You know, Sarah always struck me as the H-upmann type of girl"
H-upmann by SuckandTuck5 March 30, 2010

F.U.P.a H (Fupah) 

Fat Upper Pussy Hair
DAYAM!!! DAt girl's fupah look like she got Buckwheat in a leglock.
F.U.P.a H (Fupah) by JonBlaze April 17, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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