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H up and down on p 

H up and down on p
H - hand
P- penis
In essence a handjob

Truck h Up 

And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.

Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
Truck h Up by SassyHats March 27, 2012

turn up the H 

Refers to the deliberate increase of physical play, such as observed in the fine game of hockey. The letter "h" stands for "hurt", "hurting", or the "pain quotient".

With regards to the last term above, the dividend can be accurately quantified by human teeth and loss of consciousness, and the divisor by gloveless blows, crosschecks, and elbows.
Ok, you pansies, time to turn up the H, eh.
turn up the H by danontuba March 18, 2011

holy h. jumped up 

Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.
Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!
holy h. jumped up by buggum September 18, 2005

H-upmann 

When a girl (or guy) is performing a hand job, when the guy is about to ejaculate (explode, bust) she/he aims the penis back up at the guy's face, and hilarity ensues.
Joe: "Dude what's all over your face"

Jim: "Man all I can is H-upmann"

Joe: "You know, Sarah always struck me as the H-upmann type of girl"
H-upmann by SuckandTuck5 March 30, 2010

F.U.P.a H (Fupah) 

Fat Upper Pussy Hair
DAYAM!!! DAt girl's fupah look like she got Buckwheat in a leglock.
F.U.P.a H (Fupah) by JonBlaze April 17, 2003
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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