by pijjip October 27, 2020
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adjective
1. A word associated with an individual that lacks skills in fantasy football; generally is found at the bottom of the standings each and every year; tends to know nothing about the game of football and loves sending stupid trades that no one even looks at.
2. A word used to describe someone who has a hard time picking up girls; or someone that still sleeps with his mother at night.
noun
1. A newly discovered STD found in some men causing their penis to shrink to an abnormally small size.
adjective
1. A word associated with an individual that lacks skills in fantasy football; generally is found at the bottom of the standings each and every year; tends to know nothing about the game of football and loves sending stupid trades that no one even looks at.
2. A word used to describe someone who has a hard time picking up girls; or someone that still sleeps with his mother at night.
noun
1. A newly discovered STD found in some men causing their penis to shrink to an abnormally small size.
Friend 1: My whole team under-performed this year, just like they did the last few years. No worries though, next year I'll win for sure!
Friend 2: Bro, your team is worse than the Charlotte Bobcats. You are and always will be the Hiken.
A signature Hiken trade offer example:
"Dude, I'll give you Maurice Clarett, Tim Tebow, and Rich Eisen for Doug Martin, RG3, and Calvin Johnson"
Friend 1: Dude! Did you nail that chick you were talking about last night?!?
Friend 2: Yeah man...but somethings up with my dick. It's smaller than usual, I didn't think this was possible :(
Friend 1: Damn bro, you probably caught the Hiken
Friend 2: Bro, your team is worse than the Charlotte Bobcats. You are and always will be the Hiken.
A signature Hiken trade offer example:
"Dude, I'll give you Maurice Clarett, Tim Tebow, and Rich Eisen for Doug Martin, RG3, and Calvin Johnson"
Friend 1: Dude! Did you nail that chick you were talking about last night?!?
Friend 2: Yeah man...but somethings up with my dick. It's smaller than usual, I didn't think this was possible :(
Friend 1: Damn bro, you probably caught the Hiken
by Leon Sandcastle April 22, 2013
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A progressive metal band from London, England.
As of 2019, they have released 5 studio albums, 2 live albums and 1 EP.
As of 2019, they have released 5 studio albums, 2 live albums and 1 EP.
by Pastek December 11, 2019
Get the Haken mug.The act of being hit in the face and/or "Cold clocked" by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.
DANG!!! What happend to Corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! Oh yeah man he got Hokensed by some drunk dude last night.
by navypr June 24, 2010
Get the Hokens mug.Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota
The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!
by Mango the mang April 13, 2005
Get the Hokeness mug.Translated as "crocked cross." The Nazi form of the swastika. The actual cross was turned at a forty-five degree angle, and was placed on a red and white background. The cross itself was black. The colors red, black and white were the same as those used on the North German Confederation flag. According to Adolph Hitler, the colors were to represent "Blut und Boden," or "blood and soil." Considered one of the most offensive symbols in world history. Display of the Hakenkreuz is illegal in Germany.
by Jerry October 14, 2004
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