Hiken 

Hi-ken

adjective
1. A word associated with an individual that lacks skills in fantasy football; generally is found at the bottom of the standings each and every year; tends to know nothing about the game of football and loves sending stupid trades that no one even looks at.
2. A word used to describe someone who has a hard time picking up girls; or someone that still sleeps with his mother at night.

noun
1. A newly discovered STD found in some men causing their penis to shrink to an abnormally small size.

Friend 1: My whole team under-performed this year, just like they did the last few years. No worries though, next year I'll win for sure!
Friend 2: Bro, your team is worse than the Charlotte Bobcats. You are and always will be the Hiken.

A signature Hiken trade offer example:
"Dude, I'll give you Maurice Clarett, Tim Tebow, and Rich Eisen for Doug Martin, RG3, and Calvin Johnson"

Friend 1: Dude! Did you nail that chick you were talking about last night?!?
Friend 2: Yeah man...but somethings up with my dick. It's smaller than usual, I didn't think this was possible :(
Friend 1: Damn bro, you probably caught the Hiken

Hiken by Leon Sandcastle April 22, 2013

extreme hiking

Hiking on very steep hills, or in winter, or over 15 miles.

We went extreme hiking up a 45 degree snowy hill & had to dig our boots in but the view was phenomenol to the max!

extreme hiking by Starchylde May 22, 2016

HikiNEET 

A portmanteau of the word Hikikomori (a Japanese word used to describe people who isolate themselves and lack a social life) and the acronym NEET; "Not in Education, Employment or Training."

"Get off your ass and go look for a job! Quit being such a hikiNEET."

HikiNEET by Squallevoker May 14, 2018

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

hitendra 

A master of all, intelligent, self driven and strong personality. He is a confident and focused in tasks. Although his powerful nature, he is a very fun man.

Very gud Hitendra

hitendra by gudperson21 January 29, 2019

himeno 

hottest chainsaw man character IDGAF ABOUT MAKIMA FUCK THAT BITCH

himeno mommy milkers so true
himeno so hot pls fuck me

himeno is so hot omfg i want her to rail me

himeno by himenosgf April 10, 2021

hikebeast

Hugh Cashmir

Me: "did you see that hikebeast run up the mountain?!"

Friend: "yeah, he's almost as much of a hikebeast as Hugh"

hikebeast by Hikebeast May 3, 2017