A single piece non telescopic hiking pole typically found in a pair traditionally used for forcibly striking spruce trees which impede travel.
The gang of thugish spruce trees crept up on the unsuspecting bushwhacker as he approached 3000 feet of elevation. With sweaty palms and a tinge of fear the bushwhacker unsheathed his mighty bent hikeningrods which he wielded with the confidence and skill of a Jedi. He thrashed his way through wave upon unrelenting wave of spruce and fir until reaching the summit canister of a thousand triumphs!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.