håvar

A person that can't run

Wow you are such a håvar

by Uuugabuuuga September 15, 2020

Havar

A crazy 6 year old kid who likes to bite bitches bootys. This mans is also extra thicc👌👌 because he doesn't wear underwear to make his butt look bigger🍑.

Havar is extra 👌🍑 today

by Faz3_Gays🍆🍆🍆 January 6, 2019

Havar

The sexiest guy ever but you know the guy is gay and has a thicc bööťý.

Yooooo he literally rapes guys and has an angry every time and bites big bűťťš.Havar why are you crazy man with anger issues.

by Hates everybody January 6, 2019

Havar

Hello I am 48 year man from Somalia.i selled my wife for internet connection.i play on Havar servers on 4000000000 ping per hour.i want to be the goodest fortnite player like you

Dood did you heard Havar selled his wife for internet connection.

by Shove my greenish January 6, 2019

Havar

Kid who still plays fortnite which is dead lolololol

6ix9ine: hey havar still plays fortnite
21savage: really that dum and also did you drop the soap

by Gjrhrjebdhcj21 January 6, 2019

Hávar

Typically a ginger who works on cars. His one and only move to try and get into the pants of women (especially younger ones) is to rev the engine of his "very new" and "expensive" lexus. Is moist in his pants and in his humour.

"You hear that? A Hávar is approaching." and "look over there, a cloud is forming over that Hávar's head"

by Yummy-Dummy-humble-guy April 14, 2021

Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010