håkan
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Håkan
Håkan is an extremely sexy and muscular scandinavian induvidual.
Håkans love to workout at the gym and usually have an enormous penis. He is a powerfull and strong person but with a soft and warm personality. Håkans is always big brain who thinks very logical and an absolute master bussines man who is a legend with the stock market and is always making some profit from it.
Håkans love to workout at the gym and usually have an enormous penis. He is a powerfull and strong person but with a soft and warm personality. Håkans is always big brain who thinks very logical and an absolute master bussines man who is a legend with the stock market and is always making some profit from it.
Håkan by Kent agent May 4, 2020
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Hakan • håkan • Hakana • Hakansson • hakan akkurt • Hakan Alkan • HAKAN GURSEL • hakan pekar • Hakan Sukur • hakanabi
Hakan
A handsome and amazing boy. Once you meet him he will always be on your mind. Once you’ve met him, you’ll wish to keep him in your life for the rest of it, either as a friend or as a girlfriend/boyfriend. He can leave an impact on your life from doing the smallest thing. He’s smart, kind, adorable and there’s everything to love about a Hakan.
Hakan by Jeweeeelll~ November 23, 2018
Hakan
A person with a huge dick and very hot looking and is capable of having any girl he wants. He is Mainly European and everybody wants a piece of him. When straight males look at him they turn gay. If chicks see this guy down the street they have wet dreams for ever.
Of course he is a Hakan
Hakan by kingkong101 December 14, 2010
Hakan
That guy is a Hakan
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