Good-intentioned new members to a gym trying to live up to their New Year's Resolutions. Along with aggressive gym promotions, this leads to a mass increase in gym membership. As a result, gymigrants are often unfairly ostracized for decreasing the availability of gym equipment and programs, and are the target of crude remarks due to a feeling of superiority and entitlement by long-time gym members. All the gymigrants want is to make a new gym-life for themselves and fit in.
Gym Monkey A: "FRICK! I've been waiting to do my LATS for 15 minutes. Who the heck is he? Where did all these losers come from?"
Gym Monkey B: "It's the New Year's Resolution crowd. Happens every year at this time. Bunch of gymigrants."
Gymigrant on the lateral-raise machine: "How do you use this thing?"
A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.
Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.