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A term used to describe a person or persons who are easily frustrated by minor tasks, or trivial jobs.
He never wants to do anything, and I'll never get him to take out the trash, Mike is such a gwarg!
gwarg by Gwarg March 4, 2004
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A term of frustration and a bit of annoyance, most commonly used in a You-just-sat-down-but-now-you-have-to-get-up-again sort of situation.
Person 1:yes! I finished my math homework!
Person 2: No... you still have three more questions...
Person 1: I do? Gwarg....
Gwarg by Kayla Pape October 14, 2003
a word you can use just about anywhere, like 'whatever' or 'blah'.. esp. when there's nothing to talk about.
(happy first person) "WOWI! momy brought me a taco salad"
(uncaring second person)"Gwarg."

OR

(annoying firt person)"And today, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
(annoyed second person)"Gwarg."
gwarg by gaurav March 26, 2004
A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.
Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.
Gargaro by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020

Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.
Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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