9 definitions by Gwarg

alto

I word in spanish which means tall or lengthy. It can also be used as an abbreviation for altometer.

by Gwarg March 4, 2004

Usually said when purchasing a nick of weed which generally costs $5.

If you've got a nick I've got 5 on it, dawg

by Gwarg March 5, 2004

Being devoted; Especially in religion. It can also mean devotion and reverence to your parents.

I exhibit piety with every devout act, thought, or statement I make.

by Gwarg March 5, 2004

A tramp stamp located on the front of a female's body in the lower stomach or groin area above the vagina, hence the name.

She dropped her pants and we all saw her vag badge.

by Gwarg May 22, 2014

Construction worker generic name for the guy who bangs your wife while you are out of town working.

Guy 1: Man, my wife keeps wanting extra money.

Guy 2: Well, yeh, Jodi gets hungry, too!

by Gwarg December 22, 2014

The science of experiments and dashes of creativity.

Through xperimentology the world is making itself... a better place.

by Gwarg March 4, 2004

A term used to describe a person or persons who are easily frustrated by minor tasks, or trivial jobs.

He never wants to do anything, and I'll never get him to take out the trash, Mike is such a gwarg!

by Gwarg March 5, 2004