qbasic

1) One of the easiest to learn programming languages, usually taught in early courses of computer programming.

2) Also, one of the most fun to use for musical and graphical enjoyment.

1) As a freshman in high school we learned how to program in Qbasic!

2) To annoy the teacher I created ring tones using Qbasic... and was suspended for 5 days...

by Gwarg March 05, 2004

alto

I word in spanish which means tall or lengthy. It can also be used as an abbreviation for altometer.

That mountain es mas alto.

by Gwarg March 04, 2004

gwarg

A term used to describe a person or persons who are easily frustrated by minor tasks, or trivial jobs.

He never wants to do anything, and I'll never get him to take out the trash, Mike is such a gwarg!

by Gwarg March 05, 2004

xperimentology

The science of experiments and dashes of creativity.

Through xperimentology the world is making itself... a better place.

by Gwarg March 04, 2004

Jodi

Construction worker generic name for the guy who bangs your wife while you are out of town working.

Guy 1: Man, my wife keeps wanting extra money.

Guy 2: Well, yeh, Jodi gets hungry, too!

by gwarg December 22, 2014

piety

Being devoted; Especially in religion. It can also mean devotion and reverence to your parents.

I exhibit piety with every devout act, thought, or statement I make.

by Gwarg March 05, 2004

5 on it

Usually said when purchasing a nick of weed which generally costs $5.

If you've got a nick I've got 5 on it, dawg

by Gwarg March 05, 2004