gwamped

Gwamped means “get fucked” but instead its “get gwamped” or dumped.

“dude i just failed a test”
“haha get gwamped”

gwamped by gwammpy March 6, 2021

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gramped

Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.

My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!

gramped by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010

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gwamped • gramped • Guamped • gwamper • gwapped up

Guamped

Guamped (GW-AH-MPED)

Another synonym for "Fucked".

I just guamped a fat bitch.

Every time I kill someone in a video game I scream "Get Guamped"!

Guamped by Yung Las April 12, 2020

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gwapped up

The act of making money, at times through Dubious means.

We out here slangin' these DVD's tryna get gwapped up.

gwapped up by Swagboy4 November 3, 2013

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gwamper

hmm, any gwampers? hmm.

friend: hmm
me: why are you such a gwamper

gwamper by gwampnation August 16, 2023

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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