Definitions by RetroThis

Hibernary Sexual 

One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.

Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.

Hibernary Sexual by RetroThis October 26, 2020

dick chimney 

A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"

Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas

dick chimney by RetroThis January 24, 2015

muff stank 

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe

muff stank by RetroThis May 4, 2012

Guytinerary 

a calendar of events, directions and everything inbetween of where to go, what to see, atms, strip clubs planning out events with the guys.

usually given list to designated driver/sober friend leading the outing

for those gentlemen who need a little help remembering to shit shower and shave
also great for outting with the guys especially when visiting a new locale finding hotspots, pubs, sports, women
example:
where we going next? who's got the guytinerary?

Guytinerary by RetroThis April 9, 2012

poo lace 

when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.

one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace

poo lace by RetroThis April 9, 2012