poo lace

when rushing into the public restroom in a mall, sports stadium etc to piss wicked bad, while pissing/pooing u notice ur shoelace is untied and dragging all over the floor, even stepping on it.

one does not tie a poo lace in fear of pee and fecal matter, one discards poo lace

by RetroThis April 09, 2012

muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe

by RetroThis May 04, 2012

Hibernary Sexual

One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.

Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.

by RetroThis October 26, 2020

Guytinerary

a calendar of events, directions and everything inbetween of where to go, what to see, atms, strip clubs planning out events with the guys.

usually given list to designated driver/sober friend leading the outing

for those gentlemen who need a little help remembering to shit shower and shave
also great for outting with the guys especially when visiting a new locale finding hotspots, pubs, sports, women
example:
where we going next? who's got the guytinerary?

by RetroThis April 09, 2012

dick chimney

A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"

Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas

by RetroThis January 24, 2015