Guy Thing

A concept that men find natural, but women find confusing or annoying.

"Do you have to celebrate after every touchdown?"

"It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand."

by Stud April 11, 2005

The Guy Thing

When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.

Person: Do i look fat?

Guy:...er...No

Person: really?

Guy: You look totally hott:)

Person: Thanks:)

Later that day.....

Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?

Person: Um...No...JERK!!!

by the_Brilliant_3mily! February 8, 2010

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

Girl"did you bring the water balloon thing guy?"

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

*doing guess my bath*
*Ethan does the condom challenge*
Grayson"oh it's a water balloon thing guy*

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

the guy writing this thing

Hello. Means someone who is looking at it

you are looking the guy writing this thing

by anonymous April 1, 2022

guy-thigh

The untanned characteristic of men's upper legs from having worn longer shorts and trunks while in the presence of the beneficial rays of the sun. It does not usually occur in women or non-Americans, whose beach attire is usually quite brief.

When he sat down, Joey's shorts revealed a major case of guy-thigh.

by sofacall July 22, 2009